Also Might Work For Blogstipation
I called MyAllusion tonight leaving work.
JK: “What did you do over this fine Labor Day weekend?”
MA: “Went to a friends cabin on the lake. Did a lot of boating and laying on the beach with a good book. What did you do?”
“I was really excited for the weekend cuz I was going to get some projects done around the house. Needless to say, I’m not as far along as I thought I would be.”
“Did the projects involve painting?”
“Yeah…. how did you know?”
“A lot of your projects involve painting.”
“Yeah, well one of these days I’ll have it all done. Brant called me lazy.”
“Huh?”
“Lazy. Cuz I don’t get projects done. I tried to explain to him about my mental ailment that puts blockages in my head.”
“What the hell are you talking about.”
“I’m not lazy – I’m a hard worker. But I get these blocks in my head that keep me from starting projects. I need a colonoscopy.”
“A what?!”
“Is that the right word? Where they stick a hose in your bee-hind and shoot water up there?”
“Colonic. It’s called a colonic.”
“Yeah that. I need one for my brain.”
“I gotta go.”
“Me too. Picking up some paint.”
Is the version of a colonic that reaches all the way to your brain called a “high colonic”?
Your right Jen I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to say you were lazy, I meant to say you need to blow water up your ass.
People get colon hydrotherapy for the following reasons:
* To remove accumulated waste from the colon
* To help prevent constipation
* To improve overall health
* To clear brain of unwanted pluggation.
* To help push along year long painting projects.
Refrain from eating prior to a session.
love ya kid